Omg my teacher illegally downloaded the new Captain America movie for us to watch in class
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
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It’s my cakeday but I am without a cat
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
remember when mr. moseby taught London how to dance?
"a good dancer, dances from his soul"
500% done rn
listening to a song about a relationship and thinking I can’t relate to this at all
the worst type of procrastination is the one where you’re totally insistent that you’re going to be productive, so you spend hours on tumblr, but refuse to catch up on tv shows or anything because “i’m going to work in like a second”
"My younger sister absolutely adores Disney princesses and while she was very ill in hospital she would watch the films whenever she could. During this time she lost all her beautiful long blonde hair but for her last birthday she dressed as Rapunzel and she looked so beautiful. She told people that she had to use all her magical hair to get better. It was truly magic"
Cats come in both liquid and solid form.